15: No directive: Make your ice cream work for you!

What if Häagen-Dazs did more than just ice cream? What if their ice cream did something for you?

It was brought up in class that Häagen-Dazs should combine with energy drinks, to give their ice cream an extra kick. Make it work for you, not just as an indulgent treat. I don’t think energy drinks go with Häagen-Dazs though. Energy drinks for for people that need to stay up and get work done or party hard, not hard working adults that want a little indulgence at the end of their day.

I think Neuro drinks are the indulgent drink of the “make your liquids work for you” realm. Like Häagen-Dazs, they don’t use artificial flavors or colors. Everything in there is natural and working to help you do something. My roommate often drinks Neuro Sleep to help him doze off. There is also Neuro Bliss as a stress reliever and Neuro Daily, as a daily immune system builder.

Note: Neuro-Gasm no longer exists, but is sold under the name Neuro Passion. You can probably guess what it does.

Note: Neuro-Gasm no longer exists, but is sold under the name Neuro Passion. You can probably guess what it does.

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What if these two companies or combined, or at least what if Häagen-Dazs stole the idea to make their ice cream work for their costumers.

I think a good way for them to do this would be to inject some of the same natural ingredients in Neuro Sleep into their ice cream. This way, all those hard working adults can come home, have dinner and some ice cream in bed, then fall asleep, feeling indulged and happy. Another way Häagen-Dazs can make their ice cream work for their customers is to make their coffee ice cream have the caffeine. This way, is can be an early morning indulgence to get the day started, or a night time treat for when more work needs to be done into the night.

About DearBitsy

I'm Samantha Foster, a VCU student with no real certain idea as to when I will graduate. I own a small, angry, black cat named Wednesday. She steals my roommate's diabetes testing supplies for toys. I am part of Richmond's only Rocky Horror Picture Show live shadow cast, Orgasmic Rush of Lust, where I regularly glue glitter to my face and wear thigh high fishnets.

One response to “15: No directive: Make your ice cream work for you!

  1. I like how this idea is kind of out of the box. I never would have thought about adding certain ingredients that either caffeinated you or make you drowsy to ice cream but it may be something that people are interested in! Why not combine indulgence with a little extra something? At first I honestly thought it was a weird concept but by the end of reading your post, I liked the idea! Keep up the “out of the box” thinking!

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